10 Things Not to Say to a GirlFriend’s Parents
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Shellfish Crab
Two lobsters were sunbathing on the beach.The girl lobster suggested that the boy lobster...
Man in a pub, “If you went camping and woke up…
Man in a pub, “If you went camping and woke up in the morning...
Professions
Three guys and a lady were sitting at the bar talking about their professions....
A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport…
A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached acomfortable cruising altitude,...
Correct Male Responses
What makes these questions so bad is that every one is guaranteed to explode...
The three truths in life
There are three truths in life:1. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah….2....
Weapons of Mass Destruction
A reporter heard Bush and one of his underlings talking in the hallway:”Mr President,...
Two Tourists
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You might be a redneck if…goal
Your lifetime goal is to own your own fireworks stand.