This elderly woman passed a police van loading up the girls…
This elderly woman passed a police van loading up the girls from a local...
She: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?
She: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?He: Your sense...
Wrong Shirt
A clerk was showing a lady a very nice dress shirt and tie.”Now this,”...
What’s the biggest drawback in the jungle?
What’s the biggest drawback in the jungle?The Elephants foreskin.
Tongue Twisters
A guy with a black eye boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sitsdown...
Dirty old man
This guy woke up one morning and saw his girlfriend with coat on and...
What Appointment?
One night, as a couple lay down for bed, the husband gently taps his...
Picking on Chelsea Clinton :)
One day, Clinton called the White House interior decorator into the Oval Office.He was...
Apologizing to China
|Time sensitive note: This joke pertains to the crash of a Chinese plane into...
YMCA
What did the blonde say when she saw the YMCA sign??LOOK!!! They spelled MACY’s...