Pick Up Line Rejections!
1. Man: “So, wanna go back to my place?” Woman: “Well, I don’t know....
I am looking for a job as a consultant…
Job Applicant: “I’m looking for a job as a consultant.”Employer: “I’m sorry, we already...
Stupid Insults 20/31
Missing a layer of insulation in his attic. Monorail doesn’t go all the way...
Bad luck finding a place to hide
|A small balding man storms into a local bar and demands, “Gimme a double...
BOSSES & TECHNOLOGY
BOSSES & TECHNOLOGYBoss: “My laptop computer is locked up. Can you help?”Dilbert: “Remember you...
The religious bear.
In the middle of a forest, there was a hunter who was suddenly confronted...
Why do female parachutists wear tampons?
Why do female parachutists wear tampons? So they don’t whistle on the way down…
Skiing Accident
A friend just got back from a holiday ski trip to Utah with the...
Response To Roving Eyes
My girlfriend and I were in a restaurant and this strikingly attractive woman in...
Yo mama’s glasses so thick
Yo mama’s glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map she...