Giving sad news to a troop
|The Captain called the Sergeant in. “Sarge, I just got a telegram that Private...
I am looking for a job as a consultant…
Job Applicant: “I’m looking for a job as a consultant.”Employer: “I’m sorry, we already...
Americans
Two americans were walking through Leicester but couldn’t agree on how to pronounce it...
Help!
Operator, operator, call me an ambulance!!! Okay, sir, you’re an ambulance!
Your Are Available?
A lonely divorcee was driving home from work one evening when she saw a...
Kid divorces his parents.
There was this kid who wanted to divorce his parents, so he takes them...
2 guys at the bar.
Two guys were at a bar talking about how highly their wives thought of...
U.S. Air Force pilot
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Your momma is so fat….
Your momma is so fat, when she stood in the scale to get weighed...
How many mimes?
Q. How many mimes does it take to screw in a light bulb?A. 2,...