A Peg-legged Halloween!
A man with a bald head and a wooden leg gets invited to a...
Three Dickless Guys
There were once three guys with no dicks. They all went to the doctor’s.The...
Mr. Schwatrz goes to meet his new son-in-law to be…
Mr. Schwatrz goes to meet his new son-in-law to be, Sol. He says to...
God creates Woman.
Everyone thought God created man before woman. That is not true. In fact he...
Happy To Have Me Home!
“You know,” a guy told his buddies, “I’m a lucky man.I never realized how...
Proverbs as finished by a fourth grade class
Proverbs as finished by a fourth grade class:It is always darkest…Just before you flunk...
M and M’s
Yo momma so stupid that she tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order.
What are the worst 3 years of a blondes life?
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Buying a New Farm
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Why is Bill Clinton happy he named his dog “Buddy?”
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