Neutron Walks into a Bar…
A neutron walks into a bar, and asks for a drink.The bartender serves it...
Not a foot
An extremely drunk man looking for a whorehouse stumblesinto a Podiatrist’s office instead and...
How many gay men does it take to put in a light bulb?
How many gay men does it take to put in a light bulb?Only one…but...
Throwing away garbage
|An American tourist in Moscow found himself needing to get rid of a large...
Proud To Be A Senior Citizen…
Life of a Senior Citizen…I’m the life of the party…even when it lasts till...
Bad News, Good News, Great News…
The day after a man lost his wife in a scuba diving accident, he...
What have a blonde and a computer got in common?
What have a blonde and a computer got in common?You don’t realise how much...
This guy was driving down the highway…
This guy was driving down the highway and was pulled overby the cops. The...
Marriage Quotes By Men
I married Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was Always. It’s...
Polak Crossed The Road
Q: Why did the Polak cross the road?A: He couldn’t get his dick out...