Men Don’t Like Safe Sex
What is a man’s idea of safe sex? A padded headboard.
Light and Hard
Whats the difference between light and hard???You can go to sleep with the light...
What do you call a truckload of vibrators?
What do you call a truckload of vibrators? -Toys for Twats.
It was their first date…
It was their first date, and she’d shown the patience of a saint as...
Carpooling
For the second time in a row, I was forced to impose on the...
When the man first noticed that his penis was growing longer…
When the man first noticed that his penis was growing longer, he was delighted....
Less Common Latin Phrases
Less Common Latin PhrasesQuo signo nata es?What’s your sign?Romani quidem artem amatoriam invenerunt.You know,...
Manly signs
“Doctor, doctor!” shouted the woman coming into the doctors offfice. “Ithink I’m turning into...
Safe to appear
Don was looking for a little “action.” He picked up a sweet young thang...
I was shopping at our local supermarket…
I was shopping at our local supermarket.When I got to the checkout line, there...