Everyone Is Busy
Sales person: Hello, may I speak to the man of the house please? Youngster:...
White House
Why is the White House called the White House?Answer: Sperm ain’t purple!
The Less You Know, The More You Make
“Salary Theorem” states that “Engineers and Scientists can never earn as much as Business...
Too much attention
One evening a family brings their frail, elderly mother toa nursing home and leaves...
The engineer’s terms
|Top 25 Engineer’s Terms and Expressions (What they say versus what they mean)A number...
Math
Why is math always sad?Because it has too many problems.
What do West Virginians call a pretty woman?
What do West Virginians call a pretty woman? A tourist.
Upgrading to Husband 1.0
Dear Tech Support:Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend5.0 to Husband1.0 and noticed that the...
How do you break a blonde’s nose?
How do you break a blonde’s nose?Place a dildo under a glass table!
Aliens
What has 3 balls and comes from outer space?ET – The extra testicle!