Elephant jokes 05
|Why did the elephant paint his toenails red?So he could hide in the cherry...
A new statue for the bedroom
A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening...
i got a referal
I never do anything that i would get a referl in school for. So...
Visual joke
Visual joke.:Stand with both arms outstreached level with your shoulders.Ask: “what’s this?” – A...
So at the funeral home, the widow instructs…
Here’s a sick one…So at the funeral home, the widow instructs the mortician to...
A WOMANS SCHEDULE
A WOMAN’S SCHEDULE1. Get up. 2. Pee. 3. Drink raspberry-cranberry tea. 4. Pee. 5....
Join A Club
The Yoko Club? – Oh no.The German philosophy club? – I. Kant.The Ford-Nixon club?...
Why do….
Why do hummingbirds hum?They forgot the words……
Computer Problem
“Good Afternnoon, Ridge Hall, computer assistant; may I help you?”"Yes, well, I’m having trouble...
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?From a catalogue.