Try to settle the dispute
|There was once a Scotsman and an Englishman who lived next door to each...
TGIF On Shirts
Q: Why do blondes have TGIF on their shirts?A: Tits Go In Front.
Talk like an adult!
The Grade 2 pupils returned to class after the long weekend. Their teacher told...
A staged wedding to bust dealers
|As supposedly reported on CNN:Undercover police, staging the wedding of “a drug kingpin’s daughter”,...
What do you do if you come across an elephant in the jungle?
Q: What do you do if you come across an elephant in the jungle?A:...
make a glow worm happy
|How do you make a glow worm happy?Cut off his tail, he’ll be de-lighted!
What a health plan!
Her Majesty the Queen was being shown around a hospital. As she wasbeing given...
Suck It In
I noticed my husband standing on the bathroom scale, sucking in his ample stomach.Thinking...
Roses for the Wife
Rufus bought his wife Lula-bell a bouquet of twelve long-stemmed roses for her birtday....
Women pump gas now
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...