Husband’s Midlife Crisis
Dave Barry on your husband’s midlife crisis:If your husband is exhibiting signs of a...
The Pepsi plane crash…
There was a cargo shipment of Pepsi flying over Africa.It suddenly had a malfunction,...
Did you know elephants have sex organs on their feet?
Did you know elephants have sex organs on their feet? They step on you...
Green Lipstick
Q: Why do blondes wear green lipstick?A: Because red means stop.
The Six-pack!
Three guys were working on a high rise building project: Steve, Bill and Charlie....
Cyclones!
Why do they name cyclones after women?Because they start off as little blow jobs...
Love Quotes
I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be...
Women…rules men wish you would learn!
RULES MEN WISH WOMEN KNEW:If you think you’re ugly, you probably are. Don’t ask...
Did you hear that Oprah Winfrey was arrested at the airport for drug smuggling?
Did you hear that Oprah Winfrey was arrestedat the airport for drug smuggling?It seems...
Had too much Christmas cheer?
1. You know you have if you… notice your tie sticking out of your...