What was the First Commandment?
What was the First Commandment?”Adam, eat my pussy.”
Little Johny being literal
Teacher asks the children to discuss what their Dad’s do for a living.Little Mary...
How do old people have oral sex?
How do old people have oral sex? They talk about it.
The Speech
An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman are all to give speaches to the...
A construction worker goes to the doctor and says…
A construction worker goes to the doctor and says, “Doc, I’m constipated.”The doctor examines...
Why are bachelors thin, and married men fat?
Q: Why are bachelors thin, and married men fat?A: Bachelors come home, check to...
So you don not know Jack Schitt…
So you don’t know Jack Schitt He’s the only son of Awh Schitt and...
Sven and Olie
Sven and Olie died and went to Hell. After awhile, the Devil came by...
Dog jokes 04
|Q: What do you get if you cross a dog and a cheetah?A: A...
Bill Gates In Purgatory
Bill gates has been in a car accident. He finds himself in purgatory, being...