If you take an Oriental person and spin him…
If you take an Oriental person and spin himaround several times, does he become...
Lose Weight
John: How can I lose twelve pounds of ugly fat? Doctor: Cut your head...
Procrastinator’s Creed
1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
Learning To Love
A guy noticed that his buddy was troubled and asked what was wrong.”Ohhh, it’s...
New Computer Virus
Did you hear about the new computer virus?It’s called the “Lorena Bobbit Virus”.Apparently, it...
What did the impatient helicopter say to its clumsy mechanic?
What did the impatient helicopter say to its clumsy mechanic?”Chop chop.”
The Cremation
Minutes before the cremation, the undertaker quietly sat down nextto the grieving widow. “How...
Body parts
Little Johnny was sitting in class one day. On this particular day, the teacher...
Engineer and Guillotine
Today they’re leading a priest, a drunkard and an engineer to the guillotine.They ask...
Why firemen have dogs
A nursery school teacher was delivering a station wagon full of kids home one...