The worm’s got a salmon by the throat
|MacAndrews was visiting his Irish cousin, O’Bannon. While there he decided to do a...
Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?
Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence? To see what was on the...
The cat’s chalkboard assignments
|In order to punish your cat for poor behavior, here are a list of...
Pig Under Her Arm
Q: A blonde is walking down the street with a pig under her arm....
The strength of youth
A young man who was also an avid golfer found himself with a few...
General Kitchy Kitchy
Q: What do you call a military coup led by General Kitchy Kitchy?A: Kitchy-kitchy-koo.
Lots of Wit and Wisdom.
“I just broke up with someone and the last thing she said to me...
New officer efficiency
|These are actual phrases from Officer Efficiency Reports (performance appraisal for the military officers)....
Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a womans sex drive by 90 percent.
Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman’s sex drive by 90 percent....
A gerbil shepherd dog!
|What is small, has a long tail and works with the police?A gerbil shepherd...