Paddy the Puddy Cat sitter…
One day O’Leary decided to visit his friend Paddy and ask him for a...
I Want to Buy That
|A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can...
Different Treatment
A man with a bad stomach complaint goes to his local doctor and asks...
Like Father, Like Husband?
|If it’s true that girls are inclined to marry men like their fathers, it...
Math
Why is math always sad?Because it has too many problems.
Too Much Computer
YOU KNOW YOU’VE BEEN ON THE COMPUTER FOR TOO LONG…When asked about a bus...
My King Henry joke
Q: What would king Henry VIII be doing if he was alive right now?A:...
New Ruling
The Supreme Court has ruled that there cannot be a Nativity Scene in Washington...
I’ll just wait till the Garda get here
|An English man and an Irish man are driving head on , at night,...
A brain goes to a local bar
|A brain walks into a bar and says, “I’ll have a pint of beer...