Daddy is going to war
|The 1982 Israeli invasion of Lebanon resulted in many dogfights between Syrian and Israeli...
President Clinton
There was no action at the White House the past few days, hear about...
Suzy’s Legs
There were three guys in a new bar that just openened and the bartender...
New dinosaur found!
Q: What do you get when you mix a dinosaur and a lesbian?A: A...
Darwin Awards
As you may already know, THE DARWIN AWARDS are bestowed every year upon(the remains...
Origin of Lawyers
An anxious woman goes to her doctor.”Doctor,” she asks nervously, “can you get pregnant...
Vow of Silence!
A guy joins a monastery and takes a vow of silence. He’s allowed to...
Supermarket Cart
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a supermarket cart?A: The supermarket cart...
Join A Club
The Yoko Club? – Oh no.The German philosophy club? – I. Kant.The Ford-Nixon club?...
Why She Crossed the Road
Why did the woman cross the road?Who cares? What the hell was she doing...