Money Quotes
Money isn’t everything but it sure keeps you in touch with your children. J....
A little old lady sits at the luncheonette counter…
A little old lady sits at the luncheonette counter and orders ahamburger.The huge guy...
Speed Limit
What’s the speed limit of sex?68 cause at 69 you gotta turn around
Where’s My Pen
A doctor pulls out a thermometer from his shirt pocket. He looks at it...
Snow shoveler’s diary. (LONG JOKE)
DIARY OF A SNOW SHOVELERDecember 8:6:00 PM. It started to snow. The first snow...
Even in Disguise
A blonde walks into an electronics store and points to something behind the clerk.”How...
The results of the X-ray
|Patient: Doctor, what does the X-ray of my head show?Doctor: Absolutely nothing!
My wife…
My wife’s gone to the West Indies.J’ya make’er?No, Barbados.
Hello, Hello, Hello
This guy comes home from work and when he walks into his bedroom, he...
A great new hearing aid
John: I got this great new hearing aid the other day.Mary: Are you wearing...