Problems remembering
|Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can’t remember anything!Doctor: So, since...
Texan Heimlich Maneuver
Two Texans were having the Blue Plate Special at their favorite truck stop when...
A young lady asked the Scotsman what he wore under his kilt…
A young lady asked the Scotsman what he wore under his kilt.”Reach up there...
What’s the difference between acne and a priest?
Ok, kids, here’s the gross one…Q: What’s the difference between acne and a priest?A:...
Tim Shandy stepped into the Warm Spoon, a popular Galway tavern…
Tim Shandy stepped into the Warm Spoon, a popular Galway tavern.To Mike Callahan, the...
Knowing the facts
|The following is a true story, and this situation supposedly occurred in a real...
Frog meets a Psychic
A frog telephones the Psychic Hotline and is told, “You are going tomeet a...
Hard cheese!
|What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth?Hard cheese!
Eating with children.
Eating with ChildrenA guy hosted a dinner party for people from work, including his...
Picasso Saves Sight for Sore Eyes
Picasso’s mistress was losing her eyesight so he took her to an opthomologist in...