Staring down from the bench to announce the terms…
Staring down from the bench to announce the terms of thedivorce decree, the judge...
Dumb intercourse
“Information. Can I help you?”"I’d like the number of the Theater Guild, please.”"One moment,...
New Women’s Study
There is a new study out about women. I thought these results were pretty...
She was so blond…
She was so blond, she thought Boys II Men was a daycare center.
Your Are Available?
A lonely divorcee was driving home from work one evening when she saw a...
Lawyer vs Physician
A lawyer and a physician had a dispute over precedence.They referred it to Diogenes,...
What do you call a Marine with an IQ of 160?
Q. What do you call a Marine with an IQ of 160?A. Platoon
Great Dane
A man goes to a bar and he ties his Great Dane up outside....
Brains
A man has a car wreck and they have to amputate his brain.So the...
Steve is going on an ocean cruise, and he tells his doctor…
Steve is going on an ocean cruise, and he tells his doctor thathe’s worried...