Funny bubbles
Mother Mary held her daughter, 20 minutes under water.Not to save herself from troubles,...
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
|Why is the snail the strongest animal?Because he carries a house on his back!
Girls Night Out
So … the other day, my friends and I went to this “Ladies NightClub.”One...
How do you pick up TWA flight attendants?
Q: How do you pick up TWA flight attendants?A: With a fishing pole!
Outrageous Flirting Lines
You can’t be real. May I pinch you to see if I’m dreaming?Hey, didn’t...
yo mama so fat.. drivers license
Yo mama is so fat that her driver’s license says, “Picture continued on other...
Microsoft 2000
Microsoft announced today that the official release date for the new operating system “Windows...
An irresolvable problem
A woman went to a podiatrist complaining that her feet always hurt.He immediately noticed...
Why can’t you be like that?
|Jill tells her husband, “Jack, that young couple that just moved in next door...
Did you here what Monica Lewinskys mother…
Did you here what Monica Lewinskys’ mother said when she brought home herdress?What,doesn’t the...