Early Birds
Very early one morning two birds are sitting at the side of a largepuddle...
A hill country husband died and left everything to his wife…
A hill country husband died and left everything to his wife.He put a provision...
Best Thing Out of…
What’s the best thing to come out of a penis?The wrinkles!
I had it all
A man complaining to a friend: “I had it all – money, a beautiful...
Sacramento Kings Fan or Lakers Fan?
A Kindergarten teacher tells her class she’s a BIG Lakers fan.She’s really excited about...
When the formal private briefing of the attractive new teacher…
When the formal private briefing of the attractive new teacher by the vice-principal was...
To jump or not to jump
A blonde and a brunette were watching the news and they had someone on...
Hear about the blonde that got an AM radio?
Q. Hear about the blonde that got an AM radio?A. It took her a...
If She Married Him, She’d Be…
If Yoko Ono married Sonny Bono, she’d be Yoko Ono Bono.If Dolly Parton married...
Dairy queen–whopper
How did the dairy queen get pregnant? The burger king showed her his whopper!!!