Help!
Operator, operator, call me an ambulance!!! Okay, sir, you’re an ambulance!
Important thoughts
*Question: What is one horsepower?*Answer: One horsepower is the amount of energy it takes...
The World’s Shortest Books
25. MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS-by O J Simpson24. THE ENGINEER’S GUIDE...
Help from Canada…
PRESS RELEASE:Prime Minister of Canada to Visit Washington Statement by the Press Secretary President...
How are you feeling?
|Farmer Brown decided his injuries from the accident were serious enough to take the...
Stupid people fearing
WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (actual AP headline) Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San...
YO MOMMA’S So OLD…
Yo Momma’s so old she got powderd milk in her boobs!
A small analogy
Getting anything done around here is like mating elephants.It’s done on a very high...
4 Blonde quickies…
How do you know a blonde’s been at your computer? The joystick’s wet.How else...
Three vampires go to a bar
|Three vampires walk into a bar and sit down at a table. The waitress...