Quotes from stupid 01
These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world. “The effects are fleeting...
The Rooster
A man was out driving in his car when all of a sudden a...
A regular Friday night poker game…
A regular Friday night poker game was still going strongwell after midnight when one...
One night, an 87-year-old woman…
One night, an 87-year-old woman came home from Bingo to find her husband in...
How do you tell if a blonde did your landscaping?
How do you tell if a blonde did your landscaping?The bushes are darker than...
Absentminded Doc!
A doctor is going about his business, with a rectal thermometer tucked behind his...
From the life of the insane
Late one night at the insane asylum one inmate shouted,”I am Napoleon!”Another one said,...
This fellow was screwing his best friend’s wife when he…
This fellow was screwing his best friend’s wife when he suddenly stopped and sat...
Tons of Yo Mamma Jokes
Yo mama’s so fat, I had to take a train and two busses just...
Lawyer’s Birthday Gift
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?Briefs!! ha!ha!