What did Bob Dole reply when asked if he preferred…
What did Bob Dole reply when asked if he preferred boxers or briefs? “Depends.”
Making Ends Meet
“We have a terrible time making ends meet on Bob’s income.” his wife told...
Arkansas Mother Writes Her Son
ARKANSAS MOTHER WRITES HER SONDearest Redneck Son, I’m writing this slow because I know...
End of the World Reports
When the end of the world arrives how will the media report it?USA Today:WE’RE...
Sheep
You momma is so fat, she needs a sheep for a tampon!
The Frog Scientist
There was this not too bright scientist doing a study on how frogs respond...
He Said – She Said
He Said…She Said:He said… I don’t know why you wear a bra; you’ve got...
When does a person decide to become an accountant?
Q: When does a person decide to become an accountant?A: When he realises he...
Polak Lunch
There are three construction workers on top of a building having lunch. One Italian,...
I’d Love To But…
Next time you’re invited to a boring social event, try one of these excuses...