Creative Ways To Say Someone Is Stupid
A few crumbs short of a crouton. A few clowns short of a circus....
1,000 lawyers…
What do you call 1,000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea?A good start!
You can now eat your own plate
|Taipei, Taiwan (AP) – Diners tempted to lick a plate after a delicious meal...
Feminist Faux Pas
I don’t think the leading feminist realized what she was saying when she told...
I’ll have nun of that!
A nun was walking in the convent when one of the Fathers noticed she...
It’s Dark In Here
A married woman is having an affair. Whenever her lover comes over, she puts...
I want to lose some weight
|A man, seeking to lose some of his excess weight, visited the local doctor.John:...
Arnold and his wife were cleaning out the attic one day…
Arnold and his wife were cleaning out the attic one day when he came...
Coincidences of Bill Gates
The real name of “the” Bill Gates is William Henry Gates III.Nowadays he is...
Catching many fish
|A fisherman returned to shore with a giant marlin that was bigger and heavier...