Mental power outages …
My friend is so stupid: He sent me a fax with a stamp on...
Age Quotes
I’m so old they’ve cancelled my blood type. Bob Hope As you get older...
The Breast Stroke
In Florida there was a swimming contest. The contestants were abrunette-Mindy, a redhead-Cindy, and...
Mad Cow Disease
There were these two cows, chatting over the fence between their fields.The first cow...
What do you call a line of blondes standing ear to ear?
What do you call a line of blondes standing ear to ear? A wind...
My husband’s last wish!
Mary Clancy goes up to Father O’Grady after his Sunday morning service, and she’s...
Two drunks
Two drunks are driving down the road drinking beer. All of a sudden they...
Three Brothers
There were three brothers who bought a three story house. The eldest brother had...
Rabbi Stern rides his bike down the road, when…
Rabbi Stern rides his bike down the road, when a truck careens around =the...
CHOCOLATE
CHOCOLATE By John Scalzi Chocolate is God’s way of reminding men how inadequate they...