Using nails on a house
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Swallowed a Pillow
Patient: Doctor, I think I swallowed a pillow. Doctor: How do you feel? Patient:...
The Kilted Scotsman
THE KILTED SCOTSMANA kilted Scotsman was walking down a country path after finishing off...
Mousework!
|What do mice do when they’re at home?Mousework!
A Dead Ringer!
The Hunchback of Notre Dame croaks so they need to find a new bell-ringer.A...
Thermometers
Q: What’s the difference between a rectal thermometer and an oral thermometer?A: The taste!
men and beer bottles
|What do men and beer bottles have in common?They are both empty from the...
Not raising hogs
My friend, Ed Peterson, over at Wellsburg, Iowa, received a checkfor $1,000.00 from the...
Popular guy
Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony? The guy who can...
The Night Before Payback!
Twas the night before Payback…’Twas the night before Payback and all through the land,The...