I Said the F Word
A guy goes to his local church during the week to see the priest...
Nose Picking Glossary
THE KIDDIE PICK…When you’re by yourself and you uninhibitedly twist your forefinger into your...
All the same
An airplane takes off from the airport. The Captain is Jewish and the First...
What is the difference between the government and the Mafia?
What is the difference between the government and the Mafia? One of them is...
How are lawyers like sperm?
How are lawyers like sperm? One out of a million turns out to be...
She’s new to football
|A guy took his girlfriend to her first football game. Afterward he asked her...
Ghosts in a White House
One night Bill Clinton was awakened by George Washington’s ghost in the White House....
A husband and wife were in their back yard…
A husband and wife were in their back yard, and he was noticing herexpanding...
You Are No Longer “Cool” When
You find yourself listening to talk radio. You daughter says she got pierced and...
Paper or Plastic?
One day a guy went to a grocery store and the bagger boy asked...