Neutron Walks into a Bar…
A neutron walks into a bar, and asks for a drink.The bartender serves it...
The Perfect Story
There was a perfect man who met a perfect woman. After a perfect courtship,...
What did the dumb blond say to the large breasted waitress…
Q: What did the dumb blond say to the large breasted waitress after reading...
Clinton Fart
Three surgeons at a conference were discussing their greatest operations during one of the...
File Your Nails
Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails? Doctor: No, throw them away like everybody...
Ultimate rejection!
What is the ultimate rejection?When you are masturbating and your hand falls asleep!
Ride ‘em Cowboy!
Ed and Ted went to the fair. They came across a small crowd gathered...
The funeral!
One fall day, Dave was out raking leaves when he noticed a hearsegoing down...
I\\\’m A Wheelbarrow
Patient: Doctor, people tell me I’m a wheelbarrow. Psychiatrist: Don’t let people push you...