Stolen Car
Stolen Car A man walks out of a bar, stumbling back and forth with...
This guy walks in to a bathroom…
This guy walks in to a bathroom. There is a hole in the wall,...
The Preist and the Nun
A priest and a Nun were lost in the desert, riding on a camel....
Steven Wright on dogs
|The other day, I was walking my dog around my building…on the ledge. Some...
What is Green, Slimy…
What is Green, Slimy, and Smells like Pork?Kermit’s Dick
People are ignoring me
|A patient walks into a doctor’s office.Patient: Doctor, people ignore me.Doctor: Next!
Arkansas Mother Writes Her Son
ARKANSAS MOTHER WRITES HER SONDearest Redneck Son, I’m writing this slow because I know...
Yogi Bear
Q.Why is there only one Yogi Bear?A. Because when they tried to make another...
Incompatible
Once heard from a girl who just broke up with someone:My old boyfriend and...
If Sony made toasters…
If Sony made toasters…Their Sony Toastman, which would be barely larger thanthe single piece...