Statistical one-liners
|A new government 10 year survey cost $3,000,000,000 revealed that 3/4 of the people...
A Problem of Problems
A young couple decided to wed. As the big day approached, they grew apprehensive....
Part of the service
|Polceman: “I’m afraid that I’m going to have to lock you up for the...
Dyslexic Agnostic Insomniac
What is a dyslexic agnostic insomniac?Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there...
I’d Love To But…
Next time you’re invited to a boring social event, try one of these excuses...
Ghostly Giggle
Why is it hard for a ghost to tell a lie? Because you can...
Bear Hunting!
Frank was excited about his new rifle. So, he went bear hunting. He spotted...
15 Pet Peeves Of Morticians
15 Pet Peeves Of Morticians…Best make-up artist in the world, but your models never...
Tip of the iceberg
A traveling salesman checked into a futuristic motel. Realizing he needed a haircut before...
Mom and Dad were trying to console Susie…
Mom and Dad were trying to console Susie, whose dog had recently died. “You...