Lazy
How can you tell if a man you’re dating is lazy?He throws his kisses.
Red Riding Hood
Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road when she sees the Big...
What’s a definition of a gynecologist?
What’s a definition of a gynecologist?Gynecologist is a person who looks for problems in...
The definition of a phallic symbol
This girl walks in to a doctors office and she asks “Whats a failic...
Spin doctors!
|What kind of doctors are like spiders?Spin doctors!
Cop coming upon a young couple making out…
Cop coming upon a young couple making out….Cop: What the hell are you two...
Until Twelve
I was twelve before I realized I could cough without having a doctor hold...
Australian Kiss
Q. Do you know what an Australian kiss is?A. It’s like a French kiss,...
May I take your order…
A customer walks into a restaurant and notices a large sign on the wall:$500...
A truck driver who had been delivering radioactive waste…
A truck driver who had been delivering radioactive waste for the local reactor begins...