Finding A Penis
There was a little old man who really took care of his body. He...
Math Lesson
A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife. It read: “Dear wife,...
When you know you must really be drunk
|A man sat down at a bar, looked into his shirt pocket and ordered...
Tuns of PunsGalore – Part I
Our library has so many books they had to put it in a multi-story...
Your momma is…
Your momma is like a doorknob – everyone gets a turn!
Pick Up Line Rejections!
1. Man: “So, wanna go back to my place?” Woman: “Well, I don’t know....
Yankee Doodle history
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Lorena Bobbitt had just cut off her husband’s penis…
Lorena Bobbitt had just cut off her husband’s penis. She was driving down the...
A man and wife entered a…
A man and wife entered a dentist’s office.The Wife said, “I want a tooth...
Do you need a sign?
Stupid people should have to wear signs that just say, “I’m Stupid”. That way...