crazy blonde
How do you make a blonde go crazy?Place them in a round room, and...
Husband’s Midlife Crisis
Dave Barry on your husband’s midlife crisis:If your husband is exhibiting signs of a...
How can you tell when your girlfriend is horny?
How can you tell when your girlfriend’s horny? You stick your hands in her...
The amazing conductor
|When a young hotshot conductor was making his debut at the Met, he showed...
Can’t do
“What’s wrong, sonny?” asked the old timer sympathetically, coming overto the little kid who...
A Greek BBQ
How do you separate the Greek boys from the Greek men at a Greek...
The Divorce…
A man was summoned to court for punching his lawyer.During the process, the Judge...
Another costume
A guy goes into a costume shop. He says, “I’m going to acostume party,...
Spiders!
|What are spiders webs good for?Spiders!
Crossing
Question: Why did the hamster cross the road?Answer: Because it was stuck in the...