From a Southwest Airlines employee….
From a Southwest Airlines employee….”Welcome aboard Southwest Flight XXX, to YYY. To operate your...
Why couldn’t the blond pass her drivers test?
Q: Why couldn’t the blond pass her drivers test?A: Every time the car stopped...
Warning all shoplifters
|Warning to shoplifters: Anyone caught shoplifting will be beaten, gagged, whipped and tortured. Any...
How to drown a blonde.
How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at thebottom...
True Gender of Object
Mirrors are female because none of their reflections are really their own.Stamps are female...
A police officer came upon a terrible wreck…
A police officer came upon a terrible wreck where the driver and passenger had...
Nice, but rough
An elephant was having a horrible time in the jungle because a horseflykept biting...
Bath Time.
It was time for Father John’s Saturday night bath, and young nun, Sister Magdalene...
20 truths about men
1. Don’t imagine you can change a man – unless he’s in diapers. 2....
Baked Beans
Once upon a time there lived a woman who had a maddening passion forbaked...