A guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for…
A guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for Christmas. A friend of...
The new FDA milk labeling rules are so strict…
The new FDA milk labeling rules are so strict, it’s now illegal to print...
Real news headlines 08
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Man shoots neighbor...
What do you call a dog with two balls and no hind legs?
What do you call a dog with two balls and no hind legs?Sparky
What has two legs, spots, and bleeds?
What has two legs, spots, and bleeds? Half a cheetah.
You might be a redneck if…prom
Your junior-senior prom had a day-care center.
Boat
You might be a redneck if… Your boat has not left the driveway in...
A lying cheat
Dear Abby:My husband is a lying cheat. He tells me he loves me, but...
Hollow
Why can’t a ghost have sex??Because he has a hollow weenie!
Blond medical terminology
|Artery — Study of paintingsBacteria — Back door of cafeteriaBarium — What doctors do...