Without a horn
Judi went to a “Dude Ranch” on vacation. The cowboypreparing the horses asked if...
Wedding Performance
On the eve of his wedding night, a confused young man calls his father...
What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle?
What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle?”Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!”
Is he a good dentist?
|A couple of old guys were golfing when one said he was going to...
Irish girl confesses sins
|The Irish girl knelt in the confessional and said, “Bless me, Father, for I...
Rita Rudner’s Facts About Men
A man in the house is worth two in the street. – Mae WestGive...
What’s the best thing about turning 65?
What’s the best thing about turning 65?No more calls from insurance salesmen.
Truisms!
* If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.* A...
Advice From Mom
A young lady came home and told her Mother that her boyfriend had proposed...
Be Patient
A doctor dies and goes to heaven. St. Peter meets him at the pearly...