Penis holding
An old woman in a Nursing Home looks up one day to find an...
“Brrr!”
This guy walks into a pub with a gremlin sitting on his shoulder. He...
You’re a lawyer if
|You Might Be A Lawyer If….You are charging someone for reading these jokes. The...
Did you hear about the guy who got his vasectomy done at Sears?
Did you hear about the guy who got his vasectomy done at Sears? -Every...
Why Orgasms?
Q: Why do blondes have orgasms?A: So they know when to stop having sex!
Marry Farmer Jones
Old Farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed.With a low...
Genius Boyfriend
A worried father confronted his daughter one night. “I don’t like that new boyfriend,...
Jesus has risen
Easter is approaching. Father O’Maley checks estimates for the flowerdecoration of the altar.The catholic...
Why do elephants have 4 feet?
Why do elephants have 4 feet? -Because 4 inches isn’t enough.
Catfish vs. Lawyer
Q: What’s the difference between a catfish and a lawyer?A: Ones a gross dirty...