String Joke
A string walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink.The bartender...
Protestant to Catholic conversion.
A protestant moved into a completely Catholic community. Being good Catholics they welcomed him...
Economist Valentines
|Top economist Valentine’s Day cards4. You raise my interest rate thirty basis points without...
The Marriage Proposal.
An elderly pair (he a widower, she a widow) meet in a retirement village....
Confession
The new nun goes to her first confession. She tells the priest that she...
Orange and Banana
Knock Knock!Who’s there?Banana!Banana who?Knock Knock!Who’s there?Banana!Banana who?Knock Knock!Who’s there?Banana!Banana who?Knock Knock!Who’s there?Orange!Orange who?Orange you...
Message To Mom
A blonde goes into a world wide message center to send a message to...
You don’t want to hear these!
Things you don’t want to hear during surgery:1. Better save that. We’ll need it...
Yo mama in an elevator
Yo mama’s so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it has to go...
Jewish Girl
Q. How can you tell when a Jewish girl has an orgasm?A. She drops...