A new car.
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The Shrine
One day 3 men went to a shrine to ask the Father for forgivness.The...
He was light fingered!
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How does Michael Jackson know its time for bed?
How does Michael Jackson know its time for bed?When the big hand is on...
Do you already have a child?
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Restaurants Like Microsoft
If restaurants functioned like shrink-wrapped (Microsoft) software:Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and...
A real dilemma
I have this friend who has a real dilemma. His wife won’t give him...
The bar and chain.
A man walks into a bar pulling a heavy chain. The bartender asksthe man...
A rather senile old lady went to her doctor…
A rather senile old lady went to her doctor complaining ofdraining and a feeling...
The Essay.
A university creative writing class was asked to write a concise essay containing the...