Kennedys, light bulbs
How many Kennedys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Four – one to...
Show him your cross
Two nuns, Sister Mary Agnes and Sister Mary Vincent, aretraveling through Europe in their...
A Microsoft Tale
A helicopter was flying around above Seattle yesterday when an electrical malfunction disabled all...
Losing my wife\’s love.
“I’m worried that I’m losing my wife’s love,” the husband told the counselor.”Has she...
Cyclones!
Why do they name cyclones after women?Because they start off as little blow jobs...
Hamlet\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\’s Cat\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\’s Soliloquy
Hamlet’s Cat’s SoliloquyTo go outside, and there perchance to stay Or to remain within:...
What is the meaning of life?
What is the meaning of life?All evidence to date suggests it’s chocolate.
Why wasn’t Jesus born in West Virginia?
Why wasn’t Jesus born in West Virginia?Well God found plenty of guys who liked...
2 cute ones…
One Sunday morning a little girl in her Sunday best was running so she...
Computer Illiteracy
1. Compaq is considering changing the command “Press Any Key” to “Press Return Key”...