What is old, wrinkled, and hangs out your underwear?
What is old, wrinkled, and hangs out your underwear? Your Mother…
Who Says Men Don’t Remember Anniversaries
A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in...
What do you call an armless, legless leper in a swimming pool?
What do you call an armless, legless leper in a swimming pool?Bob
Engineer Cookie Recipe
Chocolate Chip Cookies:Ingredients:1.) 532.35 cm3 gluten2.) 4.9 cm3 NaHCO33.) 4.9 cm3 refined halite4.) 236.6...
Do Elephants Ever Forget?
Q: Does an elephant ever forget?A: Only if you loan him money.
Different Kinds of Doctors
There are several different kinds of doctors, and it is told that they can...
A straight guy and a gay are in the men’s room…
A straight guy and a gay are in the men’s room and the straight...
Don’t Forget!
An 80-year-old couple were having problems remembering things, so theydecided to go to their...
Send Mother In Law
Sign seen in a small restaurant:Thanks for visiting. If you liked the food, send...
If Men Had PMS
If men had PMS, what would happen?a) The federal government would allocate funds to...