Rejected Greeting Card Sentiments
GREETING CARDS UNSUCCESSFULLY MARKETED BY HALLMARK1. Happy Vasectomy! Hope you feel zippy! ‘Cause when...
Ticket Please
Three lawyers and three engineers were traveling by train to the same meeting. At...
A game of animal football
|The animals were bored. Finally, the lion had an idea. “I know a really...
What’s the difference between a whale and a dyke?
What’s the difference between a whale and a dyke? Oh, about ten pounds, and...
The horny midget found that the best way…
The horny midget found that the best way to make time with women was...
Heated passions
Mike and Keith are playing golf one hot Sunday afternoon. While approaching the sixteenth...
West Ham’s ground
|A burglary was recently committed at West Ham’s ground and the entire contents of...
What’s brown and crispy on the outside…
What’s brown and crispy on the outside, and white and creamy on the inside?...
One year at halloween the governor was giving a costume party…
One year at halloween the governor was giving a costume party. All the gentry...
Gas stations..
Why do they always lock the bathroom doors at gas stations?Are they afraid someone...