How did Captain Hook die?
Q: How did Captain Hook die?A: Jock itch.
Daffynition
Daffynition: Hummingbird- A bird who forgot the lines to a song!
Redlight
What goes “errr, ohhh, errr, ohhh, errr, ohhh? A blonde at ablinking red light!
Buy me bras!
“Dad, can i ask you something?” “Sure! What about?” “You see, I’m already fourteen...
Crazy people talk
|A doctor of psychology was doing his normal morning rounds when he entered a...
Two Elderly Ladies
Two elderly ladies meet at the launderette after not seeing one another for some...
A young woman stops into her local pharmacy to pick a supply…
A young woman stops into her local pharmacy to pick a supply of tampons...
Two nuns turn up at the fruit market and ask the veggie man…
Two nuns turn up at the fruit market and ask the veggie man for...
Dumb Intercourse II
“Information? I need the number of the Caseway Insurance Company.”"Would you spell that, please?”"Certainly....
Dogs and fleas
Good question…Do dogs have fleas, or do fleas have dogs?hmmmm.