Congressional Question?
If the prefix “con” is the opposite of the prefix “pro”, then is “Congress”...
Out of the tree
How do you get a one-armed nufie out of a tree? Wave!How do you...
Make Me A Newfie
An Ontarian wanted to become a Newfie (ie. a Newfoundlander). He went to a...
What’s the best form of birth control after 50?
What’s the best form of birth control after 50?Nudity
The Procrastinator’s Creed.
1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
Little Bastard
Guy walks into the bar, goes up to the bartender. Reaching into his pants...
Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody
Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and NobodyThis is a story about four people named Everbody, Somebody,...
Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air?
Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air?She missed.
Your Are Available?
A lonely divorcee was driving home from work one evening when she saw a...
Driver’s Test
Q: Why did the blonde keep failing her driver’s test?A: Because every time the...