What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle?
What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle?”Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!”
Marriage quotes 02
|Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence–a life sentence.Marriage is very much...
Smaller or larger tuxedo
|A friend got married and I, being the best man, decided a humorous practical...
Miami mice!
|What squeaks as it solves crimes?Miami mice!
Parrot with no legs
This guy is setting at a bar, and he’s had a lot to drink...
Want me to paint for you?
|A blonde was recently fired from an M&M factory for throwing away Ws and...
POE and PCs
Once upon a midnight dreary, fingers cramped and vision bleary, System manuals piled high...
The 10 Commandments in Ebonics
1. I be God. Don’ be dissin me. 2. Don’ be makin hood ornaments...
The scum of the earth!
|What do worms leave round their baths?The scum of the earth!
A surgeon and an architect
|A surgeon and an architect, both English, were joined by an Irish politician, and...