String Joke
A string walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink.The bartender...
Upmanship
An Australian, a Frenchman and an Italian are talking about married life.Italian: When I...
A blonde named Vikki decides she wants to try…
A blonde named Vikki decides she wants to try horseback riding one day. So...
Make Him Happy
The night before her wedding, the bride-to-be talked with her mother. “Mom,” she said,...
Lipstick on her steering wheel?
Why did the blonde have lipstick on her stearing wheel?She was trying to blow...
Brain Operation
This German guy wanted to marry this Polish lady, but Poland had a law...
What is the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
What’s the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?One snatches watches and the...
A convincing lesson
Two So-Cal guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and appeared...
The scum of the earth!
|What do worms leave round their baths?The scum of the earth!
Ride\’em
One day, little Mikey came home from kindergarten and couldn’t find his mother. So...