How do you tell if a blonde did your landscaping?
How do you tell if a blonde did your landscaping?The bushes are darker than...
Urine Resample
A young woman was in the hospital, recovering from major surgery. She hated being...
Psychiatric Christmas Carols
Schizophrenia — Do You Hear What I Hear?Multiple Personality — We Three Queens Disoriented...
The Name is Rose
It seems that this old couple are having trouble remembering things, so they sign...
Man, the Lawn Mower
Why did God create man?Because a vibrator can’t mow the lawn.
even more blonde q and a’s
Q: What’s the first thing a blonde does after sex? A: Opens the car...
The Splatted Toad
Why did the toad cross the road?TO Show his girlfriend he has GUTS!
Getting a date.
There was a loser who couldn’t get a date. He went to a bar...
One of the life’s mysteries is how a two-pound…
One of the life’s mysteries is how a two-poundbox of candy can make a...
Coach Bowden was talking to the newest player…
Coach Bowden was talking to the newest player on the team.”It’s fantastic the way...