Defining the Americans
|We yell for the Government to balance the budget, then take the last dime...
Hear about the blonde that got an AM radio?
Q. Hear about the blonde that got an AM radio?A. It took her a...
Why did the blonde crash her plane when landing?
Why did the blonde crash her plane when landing?Because the runway was only 25ft...
Perfectly healthy
“Doctor,” the embarrassed man said, “I have a sexual problem. I can’t getit up...
Arguments
Any argument that a man and woman are involved in, the woman gets the...
Where is my goat?
|There were these two guys out hiking when they came upon an old, abandoned...
A girl sat sobbing in the police station…
A girl sat sobbing in the police station. “I was raped by an Italian.”She...
Clinton Bridge
What do Monica and Bob Dole have in common? They’re both upset Clinton finished...
You’re in great health
|Doctor: You’re in good health. You’ll live to be eighty.Patient: But, doctor, I am...
Two angry neighbors
|Two neighbors had been fighting each other for nigh on four decades. Bob buys...