Letters to President Clinton
Dear Bill: As a fellow Southern Baptist, I can sympathize with your predicament. Although...
Cannibal and Clown
Q: What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal while eating the clown?A:...
I want to take money with me
|As Mr. Smith was on his death bed, he attempted to formulate a plan...
The Shrink’s Revenge!
A distraught man went to a psychiatrist and exclaimed, “Doctor, I believe that I...
How Shit Happens
How Shit HappensIn the Beginning was The PlanAnd then came the AssumptionsAnd the Assumptions...
Maybe next time.
This one little boy in about 4th or 5th grade was trying out for...
Real news headlines 02
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Stud Tires Out...
What causes people to have arthritis?
|A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seat next to...
Crying about his life
|Old Man On A Bench An old man of ninety was sitting on a...
Flying condom
Why did the condom fly across the room?? It got pissed off!!!