Snail’s Pace
A man hears a knock at his door, opens it but doesn’t see anyone.He...
Too much thinking…
Last year authorities in Montana discovered that a hermit had been living in an...
you want a divorce
|”Well, Mrs. O’Connor, so you want a divorce?” the solicitor questioned his client. “Tell...
American University Grading Procedures
American University Grading Procedures Here is a list of the ways professors here at...
C&A
A guy walks up to his friend ans says ”why do you have ‘R’...
Letters to a landlord
|Excerpts from actual letters sent to landlordsThe toilet is blocked and we cannot bathe...
The three wishes
There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead, who were all stranded on...
Polak Garbage Bill
Q: What happens when a Polak doesn’t pay his garbage bill?A: They stop delivering.
Why do all blondes all have a dimple on their chin and a flat forehead?
Why do all blondes all have a dimple on their chin and a flat...
So Fat…
Your Momma’s so fat, the National Weather service had to label her body parts!